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  2. Time to get so drunk I forget what feelings are and hopefully not do anything too stupid. (Fingers crossed) I have a bad track record.

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  3. benpaddon:


ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

    benpaddon:

    ayethatgirlrithany:

    sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

    This is exactly how physics does not work.

    Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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  5. fozfens:

    gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when i see a fly cutie i can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? because i’ve got some SICK PUPPIES” and then i’ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they’re blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs, and my sense of humor. nailed it.

    (via manufacturedmonsters)

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  6. richardsherman:

orOrORYOU COULD JUST TAKE OFF THE FUCKING LID YOU INBRED

    richardsherman:

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    YOU COULD JUST TAKE OFF THE FUCKING LID YOU INBRED

    (via turninginto-a-monster)

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  8. oomshi:

    every follower you have is a living, breathing person.. with two kidneys…….. that means your follower count x 2 are the amount of kidneys in your control… do you know how much kidneys go for on the black market… .… .. a lot

    (via turninginto-a-monster)

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